10 Best Dad Jokes Voted From 335,677 Jokes

Who doesn't love a good dad joke? Whether they make you groan, chuckle, or roll your eyes, there's no denying their charm. But with the vast ocean of dad jokes out there, which ones truly rise to the top? To answer that, we scoured the depths of Reddit, the hub of all things meme-worthy and humorous, to find the crème de la crème of dad jokes. After sifting through 335,677 jokes, we're thrilled to present to you the top 10 dad jokes as voted by the Reddit community. Prepare to laugh, groan, and perhaps discover your new favourite joke! 

10

(26 000 Upvotes)

I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, "Take Your Kid to Work Day." As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her…

As my co-workers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?!"

9

(28 000 Upvotes)

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

8

(29 000 Upvotes)

I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon…

Neil before me.

7

(32 000 Upvotes)

If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, then soviet.

6

(32 000 Upvotes)

Why does Dracula always bite people in the neck?

Because he's a neck romancer.

5

(32 000 Upvotes)

Gonorrhoea would have been a great name for diarrhoea medicine…

4

(35 000 Upvotes)

As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said…

“You know, one would have been enough.”

3

(44 000 Upvotes)

My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning…

It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.

2

(48 000 Upvotes)

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese,

a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean

all go to a bar…

The doorman stops them and says "Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.

1 

(49 000 Upvotes)

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears…

11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. 

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